BUILDING PERMIT

Written by Paul Fromm

Thursday, 22 April 2010 07:49

* BUILDING PERMIT* I just applied for a building permit for a new house. I told them it was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 turrets at various heights and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it snot green with titty pink trim. The City council told me to F off. So I resubmitted the application again, but this time I called it a Mosque. Work starts on Monday...