Zimbabwe man says prostitute turned into a donkey (and now he's in love!)

Written by Paul Fromm

Friday, 28 October 2011 11:28

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This email newsletter was sent to you in graphical HTML format. If you're seeing this version, your email program prefers plain text emails. You can read the original version online: http://ymlp245.net/z3GA27 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ZIMBABWE MAN SAYS PROSTITUTE TURNED INTO A DONKEY ( HTTP://WWW.GLOBALPOST.COM/DISPATCHES/GLOBALPOST-BLOGS/WEIRD-WIDE-WEB/ZIMBABWE-MAN-DONKEY-LOVE-SUNDAY-MOYO-PROSTITUTE ) (AND NOW HE'S IN LOVE!) [This lunatic could apply for "refugee" status in Canada and likely succeed as the Zimbabwean courts apparently do not like donkey-shaggers.. -- Paul Fromm] Sunday Moyo claims the prostitute he hired at a nightclub mysteriously turned into a donkey, and now man and beast are "seriously in love." Erin Conway-Smith ( http://www.globalpost.com/bio/erin-conway-smith )October 26, 2011 06:18 Ads by Google ( http://www.google.com/url?ct=abg&q=https://www.google.com/adsense/support/bin/request.py%3Fcontact%3Dabg_afc%26url%3Dhttp://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/globalpost-blogs/weird-wide-web/zimbabwe-man-donkey-love-sunday-moyo-prostitute%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dca-pub-4362624082965872%26adU%3Dwww.pardonservicesforcanadians.ca%26adT%3DFast%2BPardon%2B%2526amp%253B%2BU.S.%2BWaiver%26adU%3Dwww.XactCheck.com%26adT%3DEmployment%2BScreening%26gl%3DCA&usg=AFQjCNHbt1y-CiOCP6M3zoOlntPw3hlrwg ) Beasts of burden: a man and his donkeys. (BOUREIMA HAMA/AFP/Getty Images) A Zimbabwe man has told a court that the prostitute he hired turned into a donkey overnight, and now he is "seriously in love." Sunday Moyo, 28, was caught having sex with a donkey early Sunday morning, according to the New Zimbabwe ( http://www.newzimbabwe.com/news-6349-Hooker+turns+into+donkey,+court+hears/news.aspx ) news website. While appearing in court on bestiality charges, he told the magistrate a tale that reportedly "had the court in stitches." Police said they found Moyo having sex with a donkey tied to a tree outside his home in Zvishavane ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zvishavane,_Zimbabwe ), a mining town near Masvingo, on Sunday at around 4 a.m., the New Zimbabwe says. In court, Moyo admitted to the sex act, but explained that the donkey was in fact a prostitute he had earlier hired for $20 at a local nightclub. "I don’t know how she then became a donkey," Moyo is reported to have told the court. "I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested." The experience appears to have been a sexual awakening for Moyo, who now says he is in love with the beast. "I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with [the] donkey," Moyo said, according to state-run newspaper The Herald, as cited by Agence France-Presse ( http://www.timeslive.co.za/local/2011/10/26/zimbabwean-says-prostitute-turned-into-donkey ). Moyo will remain in custody until Thursday. The magistrate has ordered that he be examined by psychiatrists. _____________________________ Unsubscribe / Change Profile: http://ymlp245.net/u.php?id=gmjhqsqgsgbbqgumj Powered by YourMailingListProvider

 

Hear Paul Fromm -- The Fighting Side of Me: The Majority Battles for Its Place in Nor

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Friday, 28 October 2011 09:52

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This email newsletter was sent to you in graphical HTML format. If you're seeing this version, your email program prefers plain text emails. You can read the original version online: http://ymlp245.net/zFACAP -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HEAR PAUL FROMM -- THE FIGHTING SIDE OF ME: THE MAJORITY BATTLES FOR ITS PLACE IN NORTH AMERICA ( HTTP://REASONRADIONETWORK.COM/20111025/THE-FIGHTING-SIDE-OF-ME-THE-MAJORITY-BATTLES-FOR-ITS-PLACE-IN-NORTH-AMERICA ) October 25, 2011 Paul Fromm * … blasts Nashville Hotel for cancelling anti-Sharia meeting; free speech smothered; * … is speechless that socialist EU bureacrats have banned balloons and regulated children’s rattles while the Euro-zone totters; * … delights as Canadian Government repeals long gun registry — CBC poll shows 61% favour less or no gun controls; * … reports on success of European American Heritage Festival in Pulaski, Oct. 22; European founding/settler people show their pride; * … marvels at baby Yue Yue run over three times and ignored by 18 passersby in China — now there’s a morality we ought to import; * … exposes “honour killing” by Afghans in Montreal — three daughters and barren first wife drowned. http://reasonradionetwork.com/20111025/the-fighting-side-of-me-the-majority-battles-for-its-place-in-north-america ( http://reasonradionetwork.com/20111025/the-fighting-side-of-me-the-majority-battles-for-its-place-in-north-america ) _____________________________ Unsubscribe / Change Profile: http://ymlp245.net/u.php?id=gmjhqsqgsgbbqgumm Powered by YourMailingListProvider

 

Hear Paul Fromm -- The Fighting Side of Me: The Majority Battles for Its Place in Nor

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Friday, 28 October 2011 09:39

Hear Paul Fromm -- The Fighting Side of Me: The Majority Battles for Its Place in North America<http://reasonradionetwork.com/20111025/the-fighting-side-of-me-the-majority-battles-for-its-place-in-north-america> October 25, 2011 [image: European Heritage Pride March in Pulaski]<http://reasonradionetwork.com/images/2011/10/European_Heritage_Pride_March_in_Pulaski.jpg> *Paul Fromm* - *… blasts Nashville Hotel for cancelling anti-Sharia meeting; free speech smothered;* - *… is speechless that socialist EU bureacrats have banned balloons and regulated children’s rattles while the Euro-zone totters;* - *… delights as Canadian Government repeals long gun registry — CBC poll shows 61% favour less or no gun controls;* - *… reports on success of European American Heritage Festival in Pulaski, Oct. 22; European founding/settler people show their pride;* - *… marvels at baby Yue Yue run over three times and ignored by 18 passersby in China — now there’s a morality we ought to import;* - *… exposes “honour killing” by Afghans in Montreal — three daughters and barren first wife drowned.* http://reasonradionetwork.com/20111025/the-fighting-side-of-me-the-majority-battles-for-its-place-in-north-america