Who's your baby's Daddy?

Written by Paul Fromm

Wednesday, 12 October 2011 04:46

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This email newsletter was sent to you in graphical HTML format. If you're seeing this version, your email program prefers plain text emails. You can read the original version online: http://ymlp249.net/zpiA5W -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Who's your baby's Daddy? The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing 'Father's Details,' or putting it another way..... Who's your baby's Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check out #11, it takes 1st prize and #3 is runner up. 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same night. 2... I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when takenunexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps. 3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you please send me his phone number? Thanks... (The runner-up). 4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced. 5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again. 6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country.. Please advise. 7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they all look the same to me. 8. Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you axe him what he did with my J,zee CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same time..... well, I don't have clue.. 9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World. Maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom . 10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 8956 Miller Ave, mine might have remained unfertilized. 11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart. (This made number #1). WHEN THE WEALTH IS REDISTRIBUTED THESE PEOPLE WILL BE THE MAJOR RECIPIENTS. _____________________________ Unsubscribe / Change Profile: http://ymlp249.net/u.php?id=gmjhqsqgsgbbqguem Powered by YourMailingListProvider

 

No Happy Outcomes

Written by Paul Fromm

Wednesday, 12 October 2011 04:39

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This email newsletter was sent to you in graphical HTML format. If you're seeing this version, your email program prefers plain text emails. You can read the original version online: http://ymlp249.net/zLLtl6 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- CRIME WATCH No Happy Outcomes "I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but a Somalia-born man who raped and beat to a pulp a teen girl has won the lucky stay-in-Canada card. A reader wondered in a letter to the editor recently why Abdikarim Mohamed Firin, 31, can't be deported back to Somalia for his brutal crime. Well, the 31-year-old thug is a Canadian citizen. So no matter how vile his crime, we're stuck with him. Once upon a time, things were different. Years ago, Canada had a form of conditional citizenship. Newcomers had to be here for five years before they acquired 'domicile' status. Only then could they apply for citizenship. And anyone with 'domicile' status could be deported for serious criminality. [Paradoxically, this was the rule when Canada's immigration stream arrived from culturally similar countries]. That was then; this is now. I suspect Firin didn't have to pay for his defence lawyer. Now Canadian taxpayers are going to pay to keep him in prison for a while (until he's presumably released early on statutory release). Then, we have to keep our fingers crossed that he's a good boy for the rest of his life. Meanwhile, his 17-year-old victim has to live with the memory of the August, 2008 attack at his Edmonton apartment. Firin not only raped the teen but beat and kicked her so viciously that she was left bleeding from her nose, eyes and ears. She was covered in bruises and cuts and her jaw was so swollen it couldn't be X-rayed. When he threw her out onto the street, she was wearing only socks. What a charming guy we let into Canada. He was arrested, let out on bail and abruptly hightailed it to Ontario where he was finally nabbed by cops in March. Poor Firin was a street kid in war-torn Somalia, selling gas and oil to feed himself before finding paradise in Canada, court heard recently when he pleaded guilty to aggravated sexual assault. And we're supposed to feel sorry for him?" (Mindelle Jacobs,Edmonton Sun, September 25, 2011) Subscribers to the Canadian Immigration Hotline will remember Mohamed Hagi Mohamud as a Somali refugee issued a deportation order in 2004. This was based in part, on a 2003 conviction for aggravated sexual assault. Naturally, he vanished. A year later, he put a knife to throat of mother of three Erika Martyn and forced her back to his apartment. There, he assaulted her so violently the woman's only recourse was to smear her own blood on the walls in hopes that DNA typing would eventually solve her murder. Mohamud was removed from Canada in 2008. That's right. Less than 3 years for what some police officers described as the most violent crime scene they'd ever seen. [This article appears in the October, 2011 issue of the CANADIAN IMMIGRATION HOTLINE. Published monthly, the CANADIAN IMMIGRATION HOTLINE is available by subscription for $30 per year. You can subscribe by sending a cheque or VISA number and expiry date to CANADIAN IMMIGRATION HOTLINE, P.O. Box 332, Rexdale, ON., M9W 5L3.] _____________________________ Unsubscribe / Change Profile: http://ymlp249.net/u.php?id=gmjhqsqgsgbbqguee Powered by YourMailingListProvider

 

CRIME WATCH -- No Happy Outcomes

Written by Paul Fromm

Wednesday, 12 October 2011 04:26

*CRIME WATCH* *No Happy Outcomes* "I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but a Somalia-born man who raped and beat to a pulp a teen girl has won the lucky stay-in-Canada card. A reader wondered in a letter to the editor recently why *Abdikarim Mohamed Firin*, 31, can't be deported back to Somalia for his brutal crime. Well, the 31-year-old thug is a Canadian citizen. So no matter how vile his crime, we're stuck with him. Once upon a time, things were different. Years ago, Canada had a form of conditional citizenship. Newcomers had to be here for five years before they acquired 'domicile' status. Only then could they apply for citizenship. And anyone with 'domicile' status could be deported for serious criminality. [Paradoxically, this was the rule when Canada's immigration stream arrived from culturally similar countries]. That was then; this is now. I suspect Firin didn't have to pay for his defence lawyer. Now Canadian taxpayers are going to pay to keep him in prison for a while (until he's presumably released early on statutory release). Then, we have to keep our fingers crossed that he's a good boy for the rest of his life. Meanwhile, his 17-year-old victim has to live with the memory of the August, 2008 attack at his Edmonton apartment. Firin not only raped the teen but beat and kicked her so viciously that she was left bleeding from her nose, eyes and ears. She was covered in bruises and cuts and her jaw was so swollen it couldn't be X-rayed. When he threw her out onto the street, she was wearing only socks. What a charming guy we let into Canada. He was arrested, let out on bail and abruptly hightailed it to Ontario where he was finally nabbed by cops in March. Poor Firin was a street kid in war-torn Somalia, selling gas and oil to feed himself before finding paradise in Canada, court heard recently when he pleaded guilty to aggravated sexual assault. And we're supposed to feel sorry for him?" (*Mindelle Jacobs, Edmonton Sun*, September 25, 2011) Subscribers to the *Canadian Immigration Hotline* will remember *Mohamed Hagi Mohamud* as a Somali refugee issued a deportation order in 2004. This was based in part, on a 2003 conviction for aggravated sexual assault. Naturally, he vanished. A year later, he put a knife to throat of mother of three *Erika Martyn* and forced her back to his apartment. There, he assaulted her so violently the woman's only recourse was to smear her own blood on the walls in hopes that *DNA* typing would eventually solve her murder. Mohamud was removed from Canada in 2008. That's right. Less than 3 years for what some police officers described as the most violent crime scene they'd ever seen. [This article appears in the October, 2011 issue of the *CANADIAN IMMIGRATION HOTLINE*. Published monthly, the *CANADIAN IMMIGRATION HOTLINE*is available by subscription for $30 per year. You can subscribe by sending a cheque or VISA number and expiry date to *CANADIAN IMMIGRATION HOTLINE*, P.O. Box 332, Rexdale, ON., M9W 5L3.]