Let Maxine solve the worlds financial problems - And Take Down the Bird Feeder!

Written by Paul Fromm

Saturday, 24 September 2011 22:21

* **Let Maxine solve the worlds financial problems - And Take Down the Bird Feeder!* ** ** **** **** *This is the best analogy yet!***** *Leave it to Maxine to come up with a solution* **** *For the economical* *mess that Canada is in now.* **** * *[image: cid:[email protected]] **** *I bought a bird feeder. I hung It on my back porch and filled It with seed. What a beauty of A bird feeder it was, as I filled it lovingly* *with seed.***** *Within a Week we had hundreds of birds Taking advantage of the Continuous flow of free and Easily accessible food. But then the birds started Building nests in the boards Of the patio, above the table, And next to the barbecue.* * Then came the poop. It was Everywhere: on the patio tile, The chairs, the table ..... Everywhere! Then some of the birds Turned mean. They would Dive bomb me and try to Peck me even though I had Fed them out of my own Pocket. And other birds were Boisterous and loud. They Sat on the feeder and Squawked and screamed at All hours of the day and night And demanded that I fill it When it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even Sit on my own back porch Anymore. So I took down the Bird feeder and in three days The birds were gone. I cleaned Up their mess and took down The many nests they had built All over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like It used to be .... Quiet, serene.... And no one demanding their Rights to a free meal.. Now let's see. Our government gives out Free food, subsidized housing, Free medical care and free Education, and allows anyone Born here to be an automatic Citizen. Then the illegal's came by the Tens of thousands. Suddenly Our taxes went up to pay for Free services; small apartments Are housing 5 families; you Have to wait 10 hours to be seen By an emergency room doctor; Your child's second grade class is Behind other schools because Over half the class doesn't speak English. I have to 'press one ' to hear my bank Talk to me in English, and People waving flags other Than ‘The Maple Leaf’ are Squawking and screaming In the streets, demanding More rights and free liberties. Just my opinion, but maybe it's time for the government To take down the bird feeder.* * If you agree, pass it on; if not, Just continue cleaning up the poop***** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** ** **

 

Help Stop Telephone Oursourcing

Written by Paul Fromm

Friday, 23 September 2011 10:16

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This email newsletter was sent to you in graphical HTML format. If you're seeing this version, your email program prefers plain text emails. You can read the original version online: http://ymlp128.com/zEwrIZ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Help Stop Telephone Oursourcing Any time you call an 800 number(for a credit card, banking, charter communications, health and other insurance, computer help desk, etc. etc. )and you find that you're talking to a foreign customer service representative(with an accent difficult to inderstand/ perhaps in India, Philippines, etc),please consider doing the following: After you connect and you realize that the Customer Service Representative is not working in Canada.(you can always ask, if you are not sure about the accent), please, very politely(this is not about trashing other cultures) say, "I'd like to speak to a Customer Service Representative in Canada." The rep might suggest talking to his/her manager,but, again, politely say, "Thank you, but I'd like to speak to a Customer Service Representative in Canada YOU WILL BE IMMEDIATELY CONNECTED TO A REP IN CANADA .That's the rule and the LAW. It takes less than one minute to have your call re-directed to Canada . Tonight when I got redirected to a Canadian Rep, I asked again to make sure - and yes, she was from Calgary . Imagine what would happen if every Canadian Citizen insisted on talking to only Canadian phone reps, from this day on.Imagine how that would ultimately impact the number of Canadian jobs that would need to be created ASAP.If I tell 10 people to consider this and you tell 10 people to consider doing this - see what I mean...it becomes an exercise in viral marketing 101. Remember - the goal here is to restore jobs back here at home - not to be abrupt or rude to a foreign phone rep. You may even get correct answers, good advice, and solutions to your problem - in real English. If you agree, please tell 10 people you know, and ask them to tell 10 people they know....etc...etc _____________________________ Unsubscribe / Change Profile: http://ymlp128.com/u.php?id=gmjhqsqgsgbbqgusq Powered by YourMailingListProvider

 

Help Stop Telephone Oursourcing

Written by Paul Fromm

Friday, 23 September 2011 10:07

*Help Stop Telephone Oursourcing* Any time you call an 800 number(for a credit card, banking, charter communications, health and other insurance, computer help desk, etc. etc. )and you find that you're talking to a foreign customer service representative(with an accent difficult to inderstand/ perhaps in India, Philippines, etc),please consider doing the following: After you connect and you realize that the Customer Service Representative is not working in Canada.(you can always ask, if you are not sure about the accent), please, very politely(this is not about trashing other cultures) say, "I'd like to speak to a Customer Service Representative in Canada." The rep might suggest talking to his/her manager,but, again, politely say, "Thank you, but I'd like to speak to a Customer Service Representative in Canada YOU WILL BE IMMEDIATELY CONNECTED TO A REP IN CANADA .That's the rule and the LAW. It takes less than one minute to have your call re-directed to Canada . Tonight when I got redirected to a Canadian Rep, I asked again to make sure - and yes, she was from Calgary . Imagine what would happen if every Canadian Citizen insisted on talking to only Canadian phone reps, from this day on.Imagine how that would ultimately impact the number of Canadian jobs that would need to be created ASAP.If I tell 10 people to consider this and you tell 10 people to consider doing this - see what I mean...it becomes an exercise in viral marketing 101. Remember - the goal here is to restore jobs back here at home - not to be abrupt or rude to a foreign phone rep. You may even get correct answers, good advice, and solutions to your problem - in real English. * If you agree, please tell 10 people you know, and ask them to tell 10 people they know....etc...etc*